THE EAGLE HUNTRESS (2016)
Directed by Otto Bell
Sony Pictures
Classics, 87 minutes, English subtitles, G (animals harmed)
★
The Eagle Huntress played
at my local cinema for so long I finally decided to see what all the fuss was
about. Here’s your answer: Not much. The Oscars wisely withheld a Best
Documentary nomination for this contrivance, and I don’t generally use the
words “Oscars” and “wisely” in the same non-ironic sentence. The Eagle Huntress depressed me—not the
subject matter, but the thought that audiences are so starved for something honeyed
that they will settle for watered-down NutraSweet.
The film follows Aisholpan Nurgaiv’s quest to become a
champion eagle handler. Aisholpan comes from twelve-generations of respected
eagle hunters, but faces a challenge: this young Kazakh is a girl seeking to
make her mark in a sport hitherto reserved for males. Alas, this is only a
perseverance tale for young girls for the terminally Politically Correct crowd.
Aisholpan’s major obstacle isn’t gender—it’s getting up to snuff. Her father,
Rys, has allowed her to handle eagles since she was tiny, is 100% supportive of
her goal, and aids her at every step. And, because his family is associated
with a line of exalted eagle executors, those who would cleave to patriarchal
tradition can only sneer and tut-tut Aisholpan’s boldness. I must admit that
they look quite regal doing so in their colorful Kazakh robes, structurally
impressive hats, and imposing moustaches, but we already know they can’t stop
her, so pull the plug on that piece of potential drama. Ditto Aisholpan’s
ascent into an eagle aerie to kidnap a three-month-old eagle. We see her belay
down a rock face with Rys playing out the rope, but we also know she won’t fall
or be mauled by a PO’d Golden Eagle Mama because this is a G-rated film for
heaven’s sake.
Director Otto Bell swears that he didn’t stage any of the
dialogue or scenes, but it sure plays that way. But I’m willing to give him the
benefit of the doubt because I don’t want to add “lousy script writer” to his
job description. Imagine Werner Herzog in one of his worst bouts of New Age
excess. Sprinkle with dad/daughter bonding. Knead into bland Disney-like dough.
Add more filler than the last five pages of a paper from a panicked sophomore
sixty minutes from deadline. Sound appetizing? Shots of the Mongolian steppes
and craggy snow-covered mountains are breath-taking in their beauty, but they
are often National Geographic discursion
merely masquerading as back story to Aisholpan’s appearance before bemused
co-contestants and skeptical judges.
The Eagle Huntress
is essentially the Westminster Dog Show for eagles and handlers in exotic
costumes. Aisholpan competes at a festival in a town several days’ horse ride
from where her semi-nomadic herding family is camped. Over the course of three
days she has to demonstrate her prowess in making her eagle come to her (in
several situations), grab onto bait, gracefully soar onto her arm, and simulate
various hunting maneuvers. Although it’s unclear if this is part of the
competition or a tribal confirmation of her status, Aisholpan and her father
also set off for snowy high elevation to meet the ultimate challenge of having
her eagle kill a fox. For the squeamish, rabbits and sheep don’t fare very well
in the film either.
Aisholpan is fearless and charming and the scenery is
awe-inspiring, but overall The Eagle
Huntress is turgid, dull, and fake-feeling. Its 87-minute length could have
been pared to twenty and lost nothing in the telling. Call this one as over-sold
as its Sia pop song theme: “You Can Do Anything.” All that’s lacking for the
total force-fed feel-good package is a troupe of dancing puppets.
Rob Weir