THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026)
Directed by Kyle Balda
Amazon MGM, 109 minutes, PG
★★★
PG movies fall into the category of “review-proof” family films immune from what critics say1. My take on The Sheep Detectives is that it’s a cute, inconsequential movie with a good soundtrack. It will remind you of Babe, Gordy, Chicken Run, and Shaun the Sheep with voiceovers from famous actors collecting easy paychecks by pretending to be “talking” animals. If you think too much about such movies you’ll conclude they are silly, simplistic, and (of course!) unrealistic, but who’s going to say that when wide-eyed children are engrossed in them and parents are getting a 109-minute break. Besides, you might get a lesson on sheep varieties from watching it.
Kindly shepherd George Hardy (Hugh Jackman) spends his evenings reading to his sheep, who huddle around and are soothed by his voice. Most of them have no idea what he’s saying, except perhaps Lily (voiced by Julia Louis-Dreyfus), an intelligent sheep who is George’s favorite. Each sheep, be it a Merino, a Shetland, a Cheviot, or a Castlemilk Moorit acts according to its breed. Twins Reggie and Ronnie, for instance, are Norfolk Horn sheep who spend a lot of time butting each other in the head. As the life of a sheep goes, this pasture has it made. Even an old Boresay sheep (voiced by Patrick Stewart) believes that sheep don’t die; they just float up and join the clouds. Heaven forbid they would learn about mutton stew.
The farm is just outside the village of Denbrook, which is mostly imaginary, but will remind you a bit of Darrowby in All Creatures Great and Small, though filming was done in the “Home” counties near London, especially in the Buckinghamshire village of Ivinghoe. It’s a big weekend in Denbrook, its annual agricultural fair. Director Kyle Balda gets a lot of mileage of juxtaposing the excitement and community solidarity of Denbrook with the jaded dismissiveness of urbanites chancing upon the fair. One of the latter is Eliot Matthews (Nicholas Galitzine), a stuck-up public-school boy2 pretending to be a reporter and photographer. In keeping with the rural bumpkin/sophisticated urbanite split, villagers are smiling, cordial, and sometimes on the dopey side. The town policeman Tim Derry (Nicholas Braun) is dense enough to make Barney Fife look like a physicist, and Denbrook seems as if it has been peopled by Stepford neighbors.
Rural bliss is severely disturbed, though, when George Hardy is found dead. Derry, of course, gets the cause of death all wrong, so the sheep have to figure out how to get stupid humans to see that he was poisoned, just as they must unmask his murderer. What’s a murder mystery without a tin of red herrings? Caleb Merrow (Tosin Cole) has long yearned to buy Hardy’s property as he has a secret deal going with a butcher named Ham (!) Gilyard (Conleth Hill) to combine the two flocks and sell more mutton. (There’s a scene between Merrow’s dogs and the two flocks that’s a bovine version of Stalag 17.) Once rural harmony is shattered, other suspects emerge. Solicitor Lydia Hardbottle (Emma Thompson) appears to add more chaos to Denbrook. She is Hardy’s London attorney whose job is to unseal and read George’s will.
Much to everyone’s surprise, Hardy is a millionaire who holds the patent on a sheep medicine called “orf.” Young Eliot steps up to reveal he is actually George’s biological son Peter. Alas, also in town is a visitor from the United States, Molly Gordon (Rebecca Hampstead) who purports to be George’s daughter. All of a sudden, the village is afoul with sheep pellets galore. Is someone pulling the wool over local eyes? Who ya’ gonna call? Sheep detectives!
I again emphasize that it’s a cute movie, sometimes quite clever and sometimes a forced feeding of artificial sweetener. Stay through the credits to hear a reworked version of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles).” It was such a hit for The Pretenders in the 1980s that many people think it’s an Irish standard. I think everyone can agree it’s a great song.
Rob Weir
1. Re: my point family films have different rules, this is Hugh Jackman’s high-grossing movie and he is knocked off early on.
2. For reasons that go way back in history, in England a “public” school is a private school, often a very posh one.