THE CHRISTOPHERS (2025)
Directed by Steven Soderbergh
Neon Films, 100 minutes, R (for language)
★★★★ ½
There are more than two actors in The Christophers, but it’s really a pas de deux between Ian McKellen and Michaela Coel. This amazing British film sees director Steven Soderbergh turn in one of his most stellar efforts is quite a few years if, for no other reason, he allowed his actors to act with minimal interference.
The film’s premise is deceptively simple. Two greedy siblings of famed cantankerous artist Julian Sklar (McKellen), Barnaby (James Corden) and Sallie (Jessica Gunning), are trying to get a jump start of their hoped-for inheritance. Julian was unapologetically bisexual, though his most passionate affair involved his gay lover, Christoper. He painted two series of Christopher portraits that wowed the art world and sold for fortunes in the 1990s.
As Julian aged, though, his star waned, sales dried up, and now spends his days lounging about in his dressing robe, complaining about taxes–though he hasn’t actually paid property taxes in years–and belittling what he sees as the lack of talent of current popular artists. Barnaby and Sallie know there is a third set of Christopher canvases in the attic of his ramshackle London home that he has vowed never to finish. If they can get their hands on the Christophers and hire a forger to “finish” them, they can pay off debts as soon as their dying old man kicks the paint bucket. Alas for them, the only thing Julian despises more than taxes, his failing body, and other artists, it’s his shallow children.
Barnaby and Sallie turn to a former art school friend, Lori Butler (Coel) to “finish” the third set as she knows Julian’s work well and has worked as a legitimate commercial copyist of famous photos. (Think the person who paints the Monets, Vermeers, and Van Goghs that hang above the sofas of people who could never afford original masterpieces.) Lori doesn’t want any part of their scheming and she doesn’t particularly like the money-grubbing Sklar children either, but her own art career is in the doldrums and she needs money. (Not-so-) dear old dad is talked into hiring an assistant to help catalog his work and suggest Lori as an appropriate candidate. The “interview” consists of Sklar’s uninterruptible monologue of his own genius, venomous rants, and, we suspect, his realization that his offspring’s plotting is as obvious as a severed head on a pike. Lori’s first assignment is to destroy the Christophers in the attic, though Lori copies what Julian has done and destroys the copies while hiding the originals.
Julian doesn’t fall for that dodge, fires Lori, and unleashes a tirade about her unworthiness to even attempt to duplicate his work. He also tells her that he might be old and dying, but he knows how to use Google and that her own work is awful. Lori fully admits her culpability, but as she is leaving, she delivers a learned dissection of why his second series of Christopher was inferior to the first. Julian has a change of heart, shows up at her apartment, and is stunned by her art when seeing it in person. He rehires her and enlists her help in humbling his children. They decide to make the new Christophers into unmarketable equivalents of Elvis on velvet. Julian attacks the canvas with feathers, glitter, glue, slashes, and thrown paint. To his chagrin, he’s incapable of making bad art! He doesn’t spring the trap right away, but, revenge is a dish best served (when the body’s) cold.
McKellen is among the greatest actors of his generation. He is magnificent in his rants, downright scary in his fury, and never breaks character. (He clearly grows fond of Lori, but do you reckon he’ll show it?) Even when he’s just chewing scenery, McKellen’s so good you’ll beg for seconds. Ms. Coel is nothing short of a revelation. She is British-born, but her parents’ Ghanian features– triangular face, high cheeks, and dark skin–look like Ashanti sculptures, and Coel borrows the ambiguous expressions of such pieces. She sees through Julian like he’s an open window, but hides her insights behind a fiery gaze that dissuades inquisitors. Watching her and McKellen on the screen at the same time is a master class in acting.
The only thing that mars the film is that the parts of Barnaby and Sallie are underwritten. Though the film is a black comedy, Corden and Gunning are more cartoon-like than they need to be.
Rob Weir