Wow, look at how the welfare system drains the federal budget. Not!
I’m sick of paying taxes for a bunch of freeloaders who
think that the government should take care of them. You know whom I mean.
That’s right– veterans. It’s time to get their sorry asses off the welfare
roles. Look, the United States is a land of opportunities, one of which is the
choice to enter or not enter the military. It’s an all-volunteer outfit hence
the decision to enter is a lifestyle choice. Soldiers know when they sign up
that there’s a chance they’ll be killed or maimed, so don’t come crying to me
and ask me to open my wallet when that happens.
Let’s stop wasting taxpayer money on veterans’ hospitals.
Close them and let vets get care in the private sector. If you’re injured or
disabled while serving in the military, man up and move on. You got hurt on
your job, so what makes you different from any other schmoe who gets injured on
the job? Borrow money and get retrained. Saw some bad stuff and having
psychological troubles? So rent a therapist, like the rest of us do when we
have “issues.” Why should I be expected to pick up your disability pay or pay
for your training, your hospitalization, your drugs, or your shrink? Ditto your
burial. Okay, I’ll concede that the decent thing to do with those killed in
battle is to ship their bodies back to the States for free, but it should be up
to families to make funeral arrangements and dispose of corporeal remains. The
rest, especially veterans’ cemeteries, is welfare.
Don’t tell me that
soldiers were preserving my freedom and that I “owe” the military. We have this
thing called the Second Amendment in America. I didn’t ask anyone to take up
arms on my behalf. I’m willing to take my chances that the Russians, the
Chinese, the Taliban, and the European Union will leave me alone and, if they
don’t, well… you don’t hear me asking for a handout, do you? I’m sick of paying
all this money for the Pentagon. Why should my paycheck go for military bands
or fancy airplanes? Why do military colleges need my money and why should I pay
taxes so they can have football teams? Why am I subsidizing the lifestyle
choices and mistakes of other people?
Do I have your attention yet? Are you angered by my
provocative and incendiary words? Good! Now let me ask you a question: Do you know
what horses’ asses white middle-class suburbanites sound like when they rail
against paying taxes to support social programs? Can you imagine what
sanctimonious fools they sound like to a single mother trying to raise her
kids, a young adult up to his eyeteeth in student debt, or an elderly person
trying to scrape by on Social Security? Is there a more boorish, selfish,
heartless group in the history of humankind than the pampered American middle
class?
No soldier ever chooses to be wounded or maimed, so why in
the name of the 16th Amendment does anyone think more than a handful
of hippie wannabes and romantic Quakers choose
to be poor? Is it a lifestyle choice? Hardly, given that roughly eight of ten
fall into one of four categories: children, single mothers, the elderly, and people
working fulltime jobs that don’t pay enough to lift them above the poverty
line. (Most of the rest are disabled non-vets, mentally challenged, or
non-voluntarily unemployed.) Spare me all the Welfare Queen anecdotes and tell
me how whatever faith you hold justifies not
feeding their children. I’m guessing that if those kids could really make a lifestyle choice they would
choose to have families as rich as Mitt Romney’s, but would happily settle for
the comfort of just about any tax-bitching white suburbanite. I know I would
have—back in the days when my family needed assistance. Now tell what moral code you hold that
says your kids deserve subsidized college loans, but your local public school
needs to make cuts. Or why your bank account and pension deserves to be
insured, but other folks are on their own. Or why the potholes in the
neighborhood streets deserve to be patched, but we don’t need to spend money on
low-cost housing. Or why your town deserves a hospital, but it should only treat
those who can pay. Tell me why I should care about what happens to your elderly
loved ones if you don’t care about those who aren’t in your family. Tell me why
I should give a rat’s fanny about your wounded vet if you don’t care about
children growing up in the shadow of urban violence.
Angry? You’re damned right I am. I’m sick of the whining and
the greed. I’m sick of the mentality that defines “fair” as “mine” and
“handout” as “yours.” I’m really sick of hearing pampered people pretend that
they’re struggling. I remember struggling. If you can’t decide what to have for dinner, you’re not struggling; struggling is
not knowing if you can have dinner.
Cutting back isn’t struggling; struggling is doing without. Deferring desire
isn’t struggling; struggling is deciding which necessity must be delayed as
long as possible.
If you’re not willing to give those in need a hand up when
they need it, don’t tell some kid that ten years down the road that he owes you or the nation a damn thing. By your
reckoning, that kid will be made or unmade entirely of his own effort. If you
want to worship at the altar of individualism, don’t ask someone else to serve
your interests. Full disclosure: My dad was a disabled World War II vet. He
died in a veterans’ hospital at the age of 78. The Veterans’ Administration
spent tens of thousands of taxpayer dollars on him. While he lived, dad was
also a union guy who hated those he called “selfish bastards.” I never heard
him rail against people on welfare. (And how could he? He took government
assistance.)
Hate the tax system? If you want to hold a forum on tax equity,
I’m there. If you want to hold a rally on making the rich pay more, I’ll lead
your parade. A discussion on finding new sources of revenue? Count me in. Though
I’m skeptical it’s worth the effort, I’ll even get behind a crackdown on those
taking benefits who don’t deserve them. (There are so few actual welfare cheats
that it would cost more to catch them than we’d save.) But if you’re just a
spoiled middle-class whiner who doesn’t have a sense of civic responsibility, I
have just seven words for you: shut up, man up, and pay up.