3/27/15

Under the Skin Video review: Sci-Fi at its Worst

Under the Skin  (2013)
Directed by Jonathan Glazer
A24 Films
108 minutes, R (nudity)
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Scar Jo gets under our skin--in a bad way
Movies can be narrative stories and they can be montages of visually stimulation. The great ones are usually both. A story within a pedestrian frame begs the question of why we shouldn't just curl up with a book. Images without a narrative is even trickier. Unless there's something filmic in the production–some intriguing point of view or a way to convey drama in a new way, for instance–the movie is little more than a mechanical flipbook. Alas, that's the sin of which Under the Skin is guilty.

The film dazzles with its dark exteriors and interiors, its relentless moodiness, and with Scarlett Johansson's first movie nude scenes. I recall a few years back that some magazines were offering her seven figures to reveal hers. She should have taken the money as her secret is out now and she's not going to collect residuals on this turkey. A few art house critics praised Ms. Johansson's performance as bold and mesmerizing, and she even copped a few award nominations–mostly at festivals you've never heard of in places you wouldn't wish to go. But despite praise from those critics prone to love all things postmodern, Under the Skin failed to recoup its paltry $13 million budget. It is all surfaces and no story–lots of atmosphere and imagery in service of nothing whatsoever. All of this is to say if you sole motive for considering this film is to see Scar Jo in the all-together, try Google images instead.

Johansson, credited simply as "the woman," spends most of the film driving a van around Scotland–Glasgow mainly, though I recognized a few locations in Orkney and East Lothian. She entices unattached men into the van and lures them to her apartment where they think they're about to hit the roly-poly jackpot, but as they walk toward her undressed body they slowly sink into an inky dark pool. They don't drown, but eventually their bodies exit and leave just the skins behind. Okay, so we've got a bit of sci-fi, but what is Scar Jo? A mutant? A replicant? An alien? A vampire? A symbiant? Don't wait for the film to enlighten you. Nor will it tell you why a motorcyclist sometimes seems to help her and at other times seems to be stalking her. Or why she decides to free a disfigured man (Adam Pearson), or why she actually makes love with another man only to jump out of bed, stare at her vagina, and flee. For what is she searching? Her vacant eyes and flat affect suggest a search for awareness–as if she is trying to figure out and emulate human behavior, but we don't know why. Nor do we learn anything when she sheds her Scar Jo skin to reveal a jet-black featureless being inside.

Other basic questions left unanswered include: Where does she get gas money? Who pays the rent on the pad with the licorice pool? If Scar Jo is so unaware, how can she navigate and drive? Why would a being that leaves a baby on a beach and shows no evidence of any sort of compassion suddenly free a deformed man? What the hell does anything in this film mean?

I run into lots of people who tell me they hate science fiction. I tell them that good sci-fi builds alternative universes and worldviews that make us contemplate the meanings of our own. Alas, Under the Skin is sci-fi at its incomprehensible worst. It has neither rhyme nor meter–­it's a meandering trip to nowhere that gives us no insight into who "the woman" (and presumably the motorcyclist) are, what they want, what they think, how they live, or what they believe. One must ultimately conclude that Johansson's nudity is gratuitous in that it serves neither plot nor character. In fact, her body is the only thing that is revealed in Under the Skin. Yes, both she and the other images look good, but if all you want is a series of stunning moving visuals, rent Koyaanisqatsi.-- Rob Weir

3/25/15

Tigers by a Whisker in a Wide-Open Division

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AL Central Should Be Wide Open

One last roar? I think so.
This could be one of MLB's more interesting divisions. All five teams have a legitimate shot at winning the Central; all five are also flawed and could tank horribly. It still looks like the Tigers' division to lose, but the Striped Cats are by no means a lock and they're not as good as last year.

Why the Tigers Should Win: Even after losing Scherzer, who wouldn't want a staff with Verlander, Price, and Sanchez? If Alfredo Simón makes the NL-to-AL transition and Greene is a decent # 5, the Tigers' staff will remain formidable. Add MLB's best offensive player–yes, he's still better than Mike Trout–in Miggy Cabrera; mix him in with Kinsler, Céspedes, Avila, and the emerging J. D. Martinez and Detroit will provide plenty of run support.

            Why Detroit May Go Bankrupt: Verlander hasn't dominated for several years and the bullpen is very shaky (Joba, Albuquerque, Soria, Nathan). I didn't think Iglesias was very good before he missed all of last year, nor am I convinced Céspedes will ever hit for average. A key injury or two could cage the Tigers.

Will the Royals Again Be Flush? Call me skeptical. Losing James Shields hurts—a lot! Vólquez arrives–the he'll-be-a-star former phenom who's all of 66-59 lifetime based on just two good years out of nine. Ventura might be their ace, but I can't say I've ever thought much of Vargas or Guthrie. I still think Wade Davis ought to be a starter. Holland had an amazing year last year, but can he duplicate it? The offense hits for power—headed by Hosmer, Gordon, Infante, Morales, and a resurgent Moustaka. Perez looks poised to become an elite catcher.
            For all of this, I need the Royals to pull an Ultimate Missouri and show me they're for real. It's still a team that relies on big innings from guys whose on-base percentages could/should be better. Are the Royals 4-5 games worse without Shields? I think so and that makes them just an 84-win team. 

Can the Indians Pull a Surprise Attack? They could, though losing Gavin Floyd to the DL doesn't help. Kluber is the reigning Cy Young winner, Bauer is very good, and McAlister should be. Cody Allen as closer doesn't inspire though. Nice outfield with Brantley, Murphy, and Bourn, though the latter needs to justify his inflated contract and he simply hasn't done so yet. Moss at first sends Chisenhall across the diamond to third­–potentially a defensive problem. Catcher Carlos Santana might see action at third–not good. Love Kipnis at second.

Did the White Sox Buy Respectability? No. Not with Chris Sale on the DL. Let's just say that Noesi isn't a replacement. I also fail to see the Samardzja hype. Melky Cabrera comes over, but the Sox will miss Adam Dunn. Unless a few guys catch fire–including a few (Eaton, Beckham, Flowers) who seem to be made of asbestos–this team might struggle to score. Closer David Robertson is a nice addition, but they overpaid to get him.

Predictions:

1. Tigers: Soft pick that can be picked off. Every year they look ferocious on paper and each year they are less than the sum of their parts. This year they look weaker, so logic dictates that 2015 will be the year they roar!
2. Indians: Terry Francona is one of the best managers in baseball. This club won't astonish anyone with its star power, but it looks like the team Billy Beane always tried to build in Oakland. Call this a hunch, but I see the Indians in the playoffs.
3. Royals: Was 2014 the sign of things to come, or just a lucky aberration? Show me again in 2015 and I'll start believing.
4. White Sox: Splashy off-season, but still way too many holes. There's enough talent on the South Side for the Sox to be this year's Royals, but I don't think that will happen. I still say the White Sox will do better than the Cubs, though.
5. Twins: Not this year, but soon. Nice mix of veterans (Mauer, Hunter, Suzuki) and rising youngsters (Dozier, Arcia, Plouffe), but the Twins simply don't yet have enough pitching to get to the postseason—Hughes, Santana, and Nolasco have to be on anyone's "Most Likely to Disappoint" list. But watch them–they won't lose 92 games again this year. 


3/23/15

Likud a Better Choice than Hamas


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How could it happen? Why did Israeli voters return Benjamin Netanyahu to power? Glad it was spring break when the news came down, otherwise my campus would have erupted in protests. For obscure reasons–though I suspect backdoor Anti-Semitism–quite a few people out my way demonize Israel and equate Palestinians with a seven-year-old being pummeled by a band of sixth grade bullies.

I'm no fan of Benjamin Netanyahu. I think his recent speaking stunt before the U.S. Congress was reprehensible, that he is an anachronism, and that his utterances are more provocative than effective. But if I were an Israeli, I probably would have voted for him. That's because, for all his faults, Netanyahu is right to oppose the creation of independent Palestinian state as long as Hamas pulls the power strings. The nature of Hamas is among the many things Americans don't get about the conflict. Here are a few more:

1. The Palestinian/Israeli conflict cannot be explained via Israeli bullying.

Let's dispense with the nonsense that the Palestinians are innocent victims in this conflict. Hamas is a terrorist organization that calls for Israel's annihilation. In 2014, Hamas and its affiliates launched 4,005 missiles into Israel. It was also responsible for 15 terrorist attacks inside Israel and the loss of 47 lives.

The anti-Israel crowd likes to dismiss these terrorist acts by pointing out that far more Palestinians have died than Israelis. That doesn't make the Palestinians innocents–just militarily ineffective. (Israel's Iron Dome defense system is reasonably good at shooting down rockets.) It was the Palestinians who launched a new intifada against Israel in 2014, not vice versa–just as they launched the first one (1987-93) and the second (2000-05). Funny thing about that–when you attack someone, they tend to fight back rather vigorously.

Those who argue that disproportionate power justifies the use of terror lack moral authority. It is a classic means-justify-the-ends argument that ignores famed examples of using moral force to subdue superior firepower: the Gandhi movement in India, the U.S. civil rights movement, "people's power" in the Philippines, Czechoslovakia's Velvet Revolution, Serbia's Optor protests against Slobodan Milosevic, Ukraine's Orange Revolution….  One could make the case that Hamas are, at best, fools to think attacks on Israel do anything other than ensure Likud's success.

2. Hamas is a terrorist organization.

A better approach would be to look at what Hamas stands for and what it does and conclude the obvious: Hamas is a terrorist organization that, given the chance, would behave with all the brutality of ISIS or Boko Haram. It tries to hide its desire to destroy Israel by claiming that it is only trying to "liberate [its] homeland." But most of that "homeland" just happens to be land marked "Israel" on a map near you–and I'm not talking about West Bank settlements. Despite its in-principle acceptance of a two-state solution, it also calls for Jerusalem as the capital of Palestine and Gaza. Only a naïf thinks that's acceptable.

Want to see Hamas's real stripes? Check out Hamas leader Khaled Marshaal's recent plea for Iran to "liberate" Palestine by attacking Israel. I wonder how the US would react if a Mexican leader based in Tijuana traveled to Moscow and asked Vladimir Putin to help liberate California. I wonder how we'd react to missiles flying across our borders. Need I remind how the entire country went into lockdown after 9/11, or that the Gallup Poll revealed that 88% of Americans supported the decision to wage war against the Taliban?

3. Israelis reelected Netanyahu because peace isn't immanent.

Why not reelect a security-first candidate at a time in which peace is unlikely? That's what Americans did in 2004 when wars raged in Afghanistan and Iraq–wars I hasten to add were not related to the very survival of the United States. Is anyone out there seeing "moderates" with whom Israel can reasonably negotiate? Don't tell me it's Mahmous Abbas or the Fatah Party; Israel correctly sees Abbas as a powerless straw man who can't sneeze unless Hamas loosens his noose.

Likud supporters also lack moral force, but they're not crazy when they see a return to 1967 borders as dangerous. West Bank settlements are based upon a buffer-zone notion of border security. Without them Israel is just ten miles wide at its narrowest point, which would open the possibility of daily showers of Hamas rockets upon Tel Aviv that even the Iron Dome couldn't counter. As uncomfortable as it sounds, until peace actually breaks out, those settlements might be the best hedge against another full-scale war. Likud says it deals from strength rather than weakness. Israelis apparently agree.

4. Israel is a democracy.

How did Netanyahu win? He won because Israel–unlike any other nation in the region–is a democracy. Democracies some times return messy results, or do smug Americans believe that George W. Bush was the best candidate we could have elected? Democracy is particularly thorny in Israel because it also has a broader electorate than others in the region and because it's a parliamentary democracy. Arabs and Palestinians make up about 21% of Israel's population and can vote. They are disproportionately represented in parliament, but they can/do vote for president. 
The Knesset's (Parliament) 120 seats are proportionately distributed. Likud won just 30 of them–six more than Isaac Herzog's runner-up Zionist Union Party–and is still 31 seats shy of a majority. Herzog has rejected a call to support Likud, which means Netanyahu must cobble a coalition from among the eight other parties that won seats in the Knesset.

If you really hate Netanyahu, you might not have him around for long. In parliamentary democracies, when the government loses its majority, new elections must be held.  It's going to take at least four parties to obtain a 61-seat majority and thus far only the Jewish Home Party (8 seats) and the centrist Kulanu Party (10) are on board. Netanyahu simply won't have the power to put his incendiary rhetoric into action. What could change that is if the West does something stupid such as launching a boycott against Israel, or if the United States rescinds its veto of Palestinian statehood. Such actions would probably hand Likud an outright majority in new elections.

5. People who live in glass houses…

After the stolen election of 2000 and the money-driven U.S. elections since Citizens' United it boggles the mind that the United States would tell other democracies how to conduct their affairs. And doesn't a majority of the current Congress favor mass deportation of illegal immigrants and immigration restriction? Hmmm…. The GOP or Likud? Can I get back to you?

3/20/15

NL Central: Not Buying Into Cubs Hype

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Cubs and...
The Cubs were so active in the off-season that folks on the North Side dare to mention "World Series." If it happens in the Windy City, it will take place and on the South Side, not the North.
  

...this don't match!
Why the Cubs Will be the Division Disappointment: Because they'll be better, but they won't be great. Jon Lester will be an ace, Jake Arrieta will be decent, and the rest will pitch like the Cubs. I fail to see the Jason Hammel hype. Then there's Travis (Don't-call-me-Kerry) Wood. Closer Rondón never has.
            The Cubs need Kris Bryant to be ready at third because the alternatives are ugly. Second isn't looking so hot either. Castro is a fixture at short, Fowler is good in the outfield, and Soler might be. Rizzo has a big bat, but half the guys he knocked in last year were himself. The Cubs will rise or fall on youthful potential and haven't we heard that before?

So Will the Cardinals Repeat? They just might. Wainwright, Lynn, and Wacha (if healthy) are awfully good. I'm not a big John Lackey fan, but he's the best # 4 in the division. Adams, Wong, Peralta, and Matt Carpenter are a mighty fine infield, Yadier Molina is a superb catcher, and there's nothing shabby about a Holliday, Jay, and Heywood outfield. The Cards are always well coached, make judicious signings, and perpetually get mileage out of someone surprising. One worrisome spot: heart-attack closer Trevor Rosenthal.

What about the Pirates? Gerit Cole is going to be a star, but do Liriano and Burnett have anything left? Will Locke and Worley ever justify the scouting reports? Nice infield—Alvarez, Walker, Mercer, Harrison–and an even better outfield (Marte, McCutchen, Polanco). As for catching, you can start the Frankie Cervelli DL Watch any time after April 1. But he won't be the reason if the Bucs fall back. It starts and ends on the mound.

Mystery Meat: Damned if I can fathom why the Reds are so perpetually mediocre. Cueto, Bailey, and Leake have serious arms, yet the latter two manage to snooze more than cruise. Who wouldn't want a lineup with Votto, Phillips, Frazier, Bruce, Bryd, and the wing-footed Hamilton? Chapman is the only legitimate closer in the division.

Predictions;
1. Cardinals: This team leaves the hype to others and takes care of business where it matters: on the field of play.
2. Reds: If not second, last. There's just too much talent on this squad for it to be 10 games under .500 like last year. Put another way, if this team falters out the gate, Dusty Baker will be the first managerial casualty and they'll clean house in the Queen City. Neither would be a bad idea.
3. Pirates: Love the everyday lineup, but I simply don't see the pitching duplicating last year's numbers. Remember–they were only six games up in the winning column in 2014, so even a small slip could be fatal.
4. Cubs: This is what South Side hope will look like and only Jon Lester keeps the Baby Bears from once again gathering mold in the cellar.
5. Brewers: The Brew Crew isn't awful—just not good enough. If anyone can make the pitching better, catcher Jonathan Lucroy is the man. Alas, he's not Superman; the mound is Garza, Lohse, Peralta, and prayer. Ramirez at third, the inconsistent Lind at first, and nothing in-between…. Braun is not a stud without steroids.  Still, I won't be surprised if the Brewers make this prediction look bad.

3/18/15

Do Conservatives Have a Point about NPR Elitism?

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By the way, Zappa was a highly skilled jazz musician!
Conservatives have had National Public Radio in their budget-cutting sites since the 1980s. Their beef is really ideological–the anachronism of "liberal media" bias that hasn't been remotely true since the 1960s but is always good for votes. One charge, however, might just have some merit: that NPR is "elitist."

I couldn't help think about that assertion as I fiddled with my car radio to flee my local NPR station's latest fund drive. There was WFCR with its tin cup out again at precisely the moment that a new Nielsen poll revealed that, by stunningly large margins, jazz and classical music are the least consumed musical genres in the nation. These also happen to be just about the only music WFCR plays. The station does throw a Saturday night sop to world music–a time in which most music lovers are at concerts–and a two-hour Sunday morning slot to Latin music–a time I hasten to add that many Latinos are at mass. Can you say tokenism? Years ago WFCR dumped its folk, Appalachian, and Celtic programming. The station's music is so generic that I theorized the call letters stand for White Folks' Classical Radio. I also shifted my donations to more adventuresome NPR stations.

But mine is not an ad hominem put-down of WFCR, NPR, jazz, or classical music. I believe in National Public Radio. Among other things, it might be the last real bastion of news collecting and analysis left in the land. The Nielsen poll, though, should be a wake-up call to NPR. Jazz and classical fans–genres into which I dip occasionally, but not passionately–should be able to indulge their tastes on the radio, but the question remains one of whether the tax-paying public should help pay for it. If more time is devoted to opera than to other music the public actually likes, how does NPR dodge the charge that it's elitist?

Some stations have grasped what my local has not–that in a democratic, multicultural society one must at least pay lip service to the reality that you cannot be White Folks Classical Radio and expect the public to give a damn if you make budget or not. NPR actually has quite a lot of non-classical/non-jazz offerings: alt.Latino, All Songs Considered, First Listen, Metropolis, Microphone Check, Mountain Stage, Song Travels, The Thistle & Shamrock…. That is to say, you can find music in Spanish, adult alternative, folk, bluegrass, country, Celtic, hip-hop, hipster tunes, New Age, and world music. NPR's "Small Desk Concerts" are the best things you can find on YouTube.

Two problems persist. First, local stations often fail to carry the NPR programs noted above. Second, NPR still ghettoizes everything that's not jazz or classical. By confining most of the planet's music to the margins, NPR either inadvertently or intentionally cultivates an elitist base. It also fails in one of its core missions, and I quote:  "to create a more informed public — one challenged and invigorated by a deeper understanding and appreciation of events, ideas and cultures." If you're not a classical or jazz fan, you might tune into NPR for the news or, perhaps, stumble upon a program devoted to music you like, but it's less likely to be a habit and it's exceedingly unlikely it will educate, say, a rock fan on the nuances of a classical concerto.

If NPR wishes to be relevant in the future, it could do worse than to emulate the globe's most successful public radio venture: the British Broadcasting Corporation. The BBC assembles playlists known to make elitists apoplectic. It pairs Bessie Smith and Van Morrison and thinks nothing of playing a cheesy Tom Jones song in a set with an aria, some John Coltrane, and a pop tune. Sound awful? It can be, but if you listen you can begin to hear the connections between bebop and jam bands. Or that Lady Gaga could sing opera if she wanted to. Or that the Celtic "fiddler" Alasdair Fraser is as skilled as any classical violinist.

Just to be clear, I know that NPR isn't in the same category as for-profit commercial radio. I am aware of its many public service contributions and–as noted above–it is, in my view, the single best news service in the United States. I also know it doesn't get a lot of tax money any more because of conservative castrators. But let's not kid ourselves: NPR is elitist. Asking taxpayers to pay anything for a service they don't care about is analogous to bilking them to build a sports arena for a private enterprise–something NPR fans tend to rail against. Want broader support? Give the public more reason to care. How about some Billy Taylor and some Taylor Swift?

Postscript: According to Nielsen, the public's music tastes run (from top to bottom) this way:

            1.  Rock and roll (apparently not as dead as reported!)
            2.  R & B, hip-hop, and rap (not sure these should be lumped!)
            3.  Pop
            4.  Country (probably # 1 given that so much rock and pop is actually country)
            5.  Alternative (another catchall: folk, acoustic rock, New Age, etc.)
            6.  Dance/electronica
            7.  Christian/gospel
            8.  Latin
            9.  Holiday music
            10. Classical
            11. Jazz (Taylor Swift sold half as many records in 2 months as all jazz artists combined!)
            12. Children's music (It's actually lower than jazz—but just barely)

3/16/15

Cosy Sheridan Pretty Bird A Work of Honest Emotion

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COSY SHERIDAN
Pretty Bird
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For every ten parents who name their kids something inane like Sunflower or LaToya, there's a rare couple that gets it right. Count Cosy Sheridan's folks among the latter; I can think of no better way of describing Sheridan's music than by invoking her given name. As in past projects, Pretty Bird is an album that just feels comfortable and inviting. That's in part because Sheridan has never been afraid to expose her emotions or to put herself forward without pretense. Among the subthemes of this album is the pruning of a long-term relationship and the budding of a new one. Pretty Bird is also typical in that Sheridan mixes things up. The title track, for instance, has decided Appalachian influences, while a song such as "Welcome to Boston" is lounge jazz snarky. And if that doesn't span enough turf for you, check out "Rise Out of the Water," her take on the relationship between Arthur and Guinevere. Sheridan's albums also have a way of lulling you to a–dare I say it?–cozy place until you hear a sharp line that snaps you to attention. What better way to describe the way that we must sometimes just endure life's disappointments than the simple, "I hold back, I drive on?" Or the poignancy of coping with regret and sorrow than "I sing I'm sorry/I sing goodbye?" I'm also rather fond of her line, "No matter where we live/We all move on." Writing such as this may score low on the epic poetry scale, but it pushes the honesty meter into the red zone. Sheridan always leaves us in a good place. "The Sandman's Ride" is the perfect way to end this taut ten-track CD–a waltz time lullaby. Rob Weir

3/13/15

AL West: Angels in the Outfield



The Mariners are this year's sexy pick to go deep into the postseason. I don't think so.

Should be enough for a flawed division.
Why the Angels Should Win:  They don't have the best pitcher in the division, but if Wilson rebounds from last year and Richards is truly recovered from his torn tendon, it's the best overall staff. Jared Weaver heads the pitching, Shoemaker is a rising star, and Santiago has serious stuff if he learns to use it.
            We keep waiting for Albert Pujols to be AL awesome and this, I think, will be that year. Mike Trout is the reigning MVP and there's help throughout the lineup: Aybar, Ianetta, Freese, Calhoun….

            Why the Angels Might Not Win: There's the impending distraction of Josh Hamilton, plus this the Angels consistently underachieve. And, as I say every year, I'm not fan of any pitcher with the last name of Weaver in important games.

Team Most Likely to Surprise: The Houston Astros. They're probably a year or two away, but their minor league system is loaded and there's already some very good young talent on this team. Think the Mariners' Robbie Cano is the best second baseman in baseball? Maybe, but check out the Astros' José Altuve before you decide. They also have lots of other guys who can pound the ball—Carter, Gattis, Rasmus, Lowrie…. If the 'Stros improve their on-base percentages, they are going to score lots of runs. And when you look up their pitching records, ignore the won-loss records and take a look at those low ERAs. I don't think 2015 will be their year, but it wouldn't shock me to see them emerge as this year's KC Royals

Team Most Likely to Disappoint: The Seattle Mariners. Yes, they have a potent 1-2 staff in Felix Harnandez and Hisashi Iwakuma. After that, nothing but questions and prayers. (Haven't we seen enough of J. A.  Happ to know he's no one's # 3?) Robbie Cano is a future Hall of Famer and Kyle Seager is the league's best third baseman, but count me among those who doubt that Nelson Cruz will do well in Seattle's hitter-unfriendly confines. But even if all of the previous three perform up to par there's the problem of not having a legit MLB catcher on the roster and that players such as Smith, Ackley, and Morrison don't get on base enough. Richie Weeks as your left fielder? Doubtful. Austin Jackson—flash in the pan? I suspect it. 

Team Most Likely to Suck: That would be the Oakland A's. Can we just start the "Billy Beane-is-really-an-idiot" chants now and skip the season? Between mid-season 2014 and now he's traded away one of MLB's best teams and got what? Let's see he traded an All-Star for Brett Lawrie, the poster child for wasted promise. He raided the offense-challenged Rays and Mets for run production (Zobrist, Fuld, Ike Davis) and that can't be good. Think Kazmir will win 15 games again this year? That Parker will be lights-out after Tommy John surgery? Even if Sonny Gray continues his rise, he'll need to hurl shutouts to win.

Predictions:

1. Los Angeles Angels: Or do I mean the Anaheim Angels? This team is too balanced for the question mark lineups that permeate this division.
2. Seattle Mariners:  A soft pick for second that's based on having just enough great players to compete, though too few to complete.
3.  Houston Astros: Call it a hunch. It wouldn't surprise me to see them finish second, nor would it shock me if they're just too young this year and sink.
4.  Texas Rangers: If Darvish were healthy, I'd like this team more. He's not and despite players such as Beltré, Fielder, Choo, and Andrus, you can't rely on winning a lot of 8-6 games.
5. Oakland A's: I used to admire this team. Now I think they're just cast-offs led by a fraud general manager, playing in MLB's worst stadium in one of America's worst cities.