GOOD BEHAVIOR: THE LETTY DOBESH CHRONICLES (2016)
By Blake Crouch
Thomas and Mercer,
290 pages.
★★
By now many of you have seen episodes of the TV series from
which the above book has been adapted. Give Downton
Abbey star Michelle Dockery credit for stretching herself–Letty Dobesh is
no Lady Mary. In fact, she's no "lady" at all, though she can pass
for one when she's not in jail or strung out on crystal meth. The title is
ironic, with "good behavior" referencing both early release from
prison and a demeanor of which Letty is incapable. Letty is a thief, a
world-class pickpocket, an addict, a divorcee, a thrill-seeker, and isn't above
turning a trick now and then. She has a son, but not custody because, in short,
she's about as much bad news as one can cram into a single beautiful body. She
is, however, a very good thief and con artist, which makes her irresistible for
anyone looking to assemble a team devoted to nefarious purposes.
Good Behavior is
actually three novellas packaged under one cover. In "The Pain of
Others," Letty is newly paroled and working heists in an Asheville, North
Carolina luxury hotel. During one "pull," things go wrong—do they ever
go "right" is such stories?–and she is forced to duck into a closet
to avoid detection. There she overhears a deal being struck between a contract
killer and a husband wishing to have his wife dispatched. What would you do if
you were Letty? Is it any of her business? This story has a nice twist to it.
In "Sunset Key," Letty is in Florida where her
contact, the shadowy Javier, sets her up with John Fitch, the CEO of an energy
company who is about to report to federal prison and wants a sybaritic weekend
before he goes away for a few years. Letty is led to believe that she is
basically a high-priced hooker. As the cliché goes, things get complicated.
The final story, "Grab" is a story of crooks
seeking to steal from another crook—in this case, a Vegas casino owner whose
stash is allegedly burglary-proof. Letty thinks so too, but if the team pulls
it off, she could probably retire on the payoff.
I was a big fan of Crouch's alt.universe Dark Matter, which I found thought
provoking and unique. I can't say the same about Good Behavior, which reads like what it is: short narrative
treatments he wanted to convert to scripts and franchise as a TV series. I
don't watch television, so maybe these stories are terrific on the small
screen. As literature, though, these stories flunk the sniff test. They are
clichéd, predictable, histrionic, and underwritten (as, indeed, they would be
if the script is the ultimate goal). It's as if Crouch figured he'd sell scads
of these if the TV show struck popular chords. Letty is an intriguing
character, though one wonders what it says about our society when we begin to
admire characters like her or Breaking
Bad's Walter Hartwell White. In fact, I wondered how much of White went
into conceiving of Dobesh. That might be an unfair rap on my part, but I do
have a pretty good grasp of mediocre prose when I see it. Cross this one off
your wish list, folks.
Rob Weir