Most Overrated Players in MLB
The baseball “season,” such
as it is, is barely underway and might not make it past 20 games, let alone 60.
A 60-game season would be the biggest joke imaginable, were it not for the
Little League extra inning rule. What next? A mercy rule if a team is trailing
by 10 runs or more after six innings? But it’s neither too early nor too late
to talk about players who aren’t worth their paychecks. Here’s a look at each
team’s two most overrated players, mostly those who we’ve seen enough of to
judge. Listed in (mostly) team alphabetical order.
Arizona Diamondbacks: It’s a team that can score runs, but also gives up
a ton. It may be premature, but I doubt Madison Bumgarner is the answer.
He is damaged goods. Robbie Ray isn’t awful, but his reputation far
exceeds his results.
Atlanta Braves: I’m not sure why Jhoulys Chacin has a roster
spot as he’s been exceedingly mediocre (77-87 lifetime) on several decent
teams. As a battery mate, isn’t it time to declare Travis d’Arnaud a
bust?
The Baltimore Orioles are
a mess, but even a train wreck has people you’d never miss. Chris Davis
hits homeruns, but that’s pretty much all he hits. He’s not worth a quarter
of what’s getting paid. David Hess is an offensive threat–for opposing
batters. A career ERA of nearly 6 and one over 7 last year pretty much stinks.
The Boston Red Sox are
a typical Dave Dumbrowski team—great for a year and then the well is dry. They
should have dumped Jackie Bradley Jr. years ago. He can catch up to
anything except a fastball. They signed Martin Perez!? Really? Tampa and
the Yankees once tried out a guy named Tanyon Sturtze. He was electric in warm
ups, but when the game started, he couldn’t miss a bat. Perez could be Sturtze
in disguise.
The Buffalo Blue Jays
can’t play in Toronto because of COVID, so let’s slam the boring side of
Niagara Falls. Tanner Roark has been tabbed as a quality arm since 2013,
but he’s been blah for the past three. Randal Grichuk has power, but
he’s been a disappointing first round pick. At age 29, if he hasn’t come into
his prime he probably won’t.
The Chicago Cubs have
handed out some horrible contracts, including the one they gave to Jason
Heyward, whose nickname ought to be Mr. Mediocrity. But it looks good
compared to what they gave Yu Darvish. Darvish is done. Admit it. Move on.
The Chicago White Sox are
a sexy wildcard pick. They have mostly young guys, but we can say that pitcher Ross
Detwiler won’t help them very much. They are trying to protect rookie
phenom Luis Robert in the outfield, but other than Eloy Jimenez, it’s doubtful
anyone is up to the task.
The Cincinnati Reds are
another Cinderella pick. I like what they’ve done, but Wade Miley has
never impressed me, nor does he cause opposing batters to quake. Despite an
uptick last year, infielder Freddy Galvis has simply never panned out.
The Cleveland Indians
desperately need a name change. They also need to question whether Roberto
Perez is the catching stud they think he is. Carlos Santana is one of the greatest
guitarists who ever lived. The guy in Cleveland with that name is a first
baseman on the wrong side of 30. He might still be good, but he’s at the age of
overnight decline.
Colorado Rockies: Ahh, the Rockies. Always okay and seldom great. A Daniel
Bard comeback would be a nice story. It won’t be. A Matt Kemp comeback
would be a nice story. It won’t be. Detect a pattern?
Detroit Tigers: How many teams are thanking their lucky stars they
didn’t send a haul to Motown to acquire Matt Boyd? His ERA has never
been below 4.53 and that says it all. I love Miggy Cabrera, but he ran
out of gas last year and at age 37 there’s no petrol station in sight.
Houston Astros: The most-hated team in baseball is, alas, a very
good one that could easily win another World Series. Overrated? Brad Peacock
was unhittable in 2017 and ordinary since. I’ll go out on a limb and say that
once the Astros’ cheating scheme was revealed and he no longer knows what’s
being thrown, Jose Altuve has been good, but not otherworldly.
The Kansas City Royals
signed Mike Montgomery last year, a true puzzlement for a guy against
whom batters feast. Alex Gordon has been the face of the franchise, but
he hasn’t had a great year since 2015 and at age 36, it’s probably time for him
to abdicate.
The Los Angeles Angels keep
adding bats instead of arms, which is why they’re still also-rans. They got Dylan
Bundy from Baltimore and when you get pitchers from the Orioles, that’s the
definition of hope over experience. The biggest drain, though is Albert
Pujols, who has had a Hall of Fame career. It’s time for him to start the
clock on his election.
Do the Los Angeles
Dodgers have any weaknesses? They are odds-on favorites to win the World
Series, so overrated pickings are slim. I suppose one could say that Kenley
Jansen has shaky moments as a closer. I’ve also never been a fan of Joc
Pederson, who has power but not plate discipline.
Does anyone give a damn
about the Miami Marlins? Probably not, but on a team of no-names, a few
guys as well traveled as a Salvation Army sports jacket are ready for the rag
mill: outfielder Matt Joyce and 35-year-old infielder Sean Rodriguez,
for instance.
Milwaukee Brewers: I don’t like power-is-all guys who cost a lot of
dough to hit .230 and that means Justin Smoak is a stiff. Ryan Braun has
had a nice career, but he’s approaching 37 and has been a
good-but-not-spectacular player for the past several years. They signed Avisail
Garcia. Does this mean Braun’s days are numbered? His $19 mil to Garcia’s $3.5
suggests they are.
The Minnesota Twins
always feel a piece or two short and, somehow, 40-year-old Rich Hill doesn’t
seem like the $18.6 million answer. Byron Buxton is the Twins’ answer to
Boston’s all-glove-no-stick Jackie Bradley.
The New York Mets would
be better off not re-signing Yoenis Cespedes. He’s battled injuries,
often has a bad attitude, and has been more promise than $29 million worth of deliverance.
I’ve been a big Robbie Cano fan in the past. Key word: past. Another
37-year-old making too much to justify diminished output.
My overrated players on the New
York Yankees will engender disagreement. I’ll start with Gary Sanchez.
He’s young, inexpensive, and would bring back a haul in a trade. Do it, because
he’s a terrible catcher, injury-prone, and brawn with a low OBP. Some guys are
just not comfortable in New York and James Paxton looks to be one won’t
reup anyhow, so wave goodbye. His career stats are deceptive–lights-out one
start and out of the game by the third in the next.
Oakland As: Another team that doesn’t spend a lot, but they laid out $16.5 mil for Khris Davis. There must be something about
that name, as he’s as big a waste of money as his (semi) namesake in Baltimore.
Lots of HRs and nearly four times as many Ks. Joakim Soria in the
bullpen? Yeah–ten years ago!
Philadelphia Phillies: If only dumping clueless Gabe Kapler as skipper were
the only issue on a team morphing into the NL Seattle Mariners. Bryce Harper
is the single most overrated player in baseball. He’s not and never was
another Mike Trout. Have fun with another 11 years of a contract bigger than
any numbers he'll ever put up. Aaron Nola hurled one fine year four ho-hum
ones. He was supposed to an ace.
Are the Pittsburgh
Pirates still playing in the MLB? I hadn’t noticed. Call ‘em the Pennsylvania
Marlins. Their highest paid player is Chris Archer and he allegedly has has
great stuff, but it has translated into a 60-80 over 9 years, 7 with Tampa so
no “bad teams” excuses. A lot of teams would like Greg Polanco. His
numbers are decent but not great, so trade him for more hopefuls because hope
is all they have in the Steel City.
San Diego Padres: Can you put a team’s entire organizational staff on
this list? Okay, how about these high-priced but pretty-average players? Manny
Machado has been hailed as one of MLB’s best, but for $30 million per
through 2028, you need to be better than .261/32/85. Lots of people love Wil
Myers. So who will step up to buy the very model of unrealized hype, all
for the bargain price of $22.5 million?
What has happened to the San
Francisco Giants? Why is Pablo Sandoval still in the majors?
Oh yeah, Boston is paying his salary! Allegedly Jeff Samardzija is a
good pitcher. I’m not sure how 80-104/4.09 stats and 2 just years of more wins
than losses justifies that conclusion!
The Seattle Mariners
are the D+ student of baseball. Dee Gordon is good, but overpaid and
what are the odds of a 29-year-old Japanese rookie, Yusei Kikuchi, who
was merely okay in Japan, emerging as a star in MLB? You could say that anyone
not named Kyle Seager is overrated.
The St. Louis Cardinals
have long been a smart organization that cuts bait when needed. That might
start with Andrew Miller, who simply hasn’t been healthy since 2017.
Would the Cards trade Dexter Fowler, another guy whose ceiling turned
out to be lower than predicted? It wouldn’t shock me.
The Tampa Bay Rays
simply don’t spend a lot on players, so it’s hard to pick overrated ones.
One candidate though is their highest-paid player, pitcher Charlie Morton.
$15 million is a lot for a guy who is 36 and has a 91-88 lifetime record. Kevin
Kiermaier is the second highest paid ($8.8 mil) and he’s not a great
player, so I suspect he’ll be traded.
The Texas Rangers need
to continue cutting bait with those who don’t live up to their agents’ claims.
This starts with Shin-soo Choo, the little train who didn’t. Elvis
Andrus is a perfectly fine player, but he was supposed to be an elite
shortstop, not middle of the pack.
The Washington Nationals won
it all last year, but I don’t see a repeat in the works. It’s a good club with
a fabulous pitching staff it’s paying a fortune to maintain. Stephen
Strasburg is quite a talent, but he’s only made 30 starts twice in ten
years and makes $38 mil/yr. Anibal Sanchez is a maddening pitcher in the
James Paxton mold. How does this guy have a 108-109 W/L record?